Piffle, Pants and Custard Creams book cover

Silly poemsfor childrenand not-so-grown-ups

Read aloud, giggle together and learn by accident

About the book

Meet a pigeon who wants a bath, a spider who wants to be Spider-Man, a grandad who’s lost his marbles and a King who would rather carry on with his tea than see the Prime Minister.

Piffle, Pants and Custard Creams is a collection of silly poems for children made for reading aloud, giggling together and learning by accident.

For children aged 5 to 11 and not-so-grown-ups.

Watch the poems

Tap a picture. Sound on!

Listen to the book

Get comfy. This is the whole thing.

Book cover

Piffle, Pants and Custard Creams

Colour & print

Open a picture, then print it on A4 paper.

Read the poems

Pick one from the list.

Open full size